The hit of the summer: ‘Verbitsky you are number one / Verbitsky when I can boil you’

First of all, readers will understand that people of such a level could not have been vaccinated in a simple Secretariat. It had to be done Ministry. Well there, once again, the “president.”

If the idea on Friday was to celebrate Cristina’s birthday, I would have bought her a purse, sent it home and bye. But it is seen that Verbitsky, Ginés, Valdés, Moyano and all those people who adore her so much, preferred to surprise her and do something much more fun. Boy they made it.

The image could not be more amazing: a group of the highest leaders of Kirchnerism getting vaccinated with a joint in a bathroom of the Ministry of Health. Arriving with black glasses so that they do not recognize them and waiting for the puncture under the light of a fluorescent tube.

The nurses in charge of vaccinating were brought secretly from the hospital. Did they enter the Ministry disguised as La Casa de Papel? Did they get off an Edenor truck or did they arrive by bicycle pretending to be from Rappi? What about vaccines? Was she hiding in Freddo’s truck?

The story is a perfect mix between the squalor of López’s bags at the convent and the nonsense of a picaresque Sofovich movie.

One of the best scenes should have been when an accomplice in the operation entered the office of the vice minister (now a new minister) Carla Vizzotti and distracted her by doing moneries while the vaccinated VIP, put Verbitsky and Valdés, passed to Ginés’ office on tiptoe , from behind. It’s the only way understand that the vice minister has not seen anything. Never. Nor did he hear about the matter. Weird, no?

If the one who distracted Vizzotti was the clown Filomena, the story is round. As you can see, my friend, in documentary or fiction format, the program makes itself.

“Syringes for Liberation”, very soon on Netflix Anyway, there is something about this whole story that does not close and that sounds suspicious.

Having seen what it turned out to be Ginés González García, everything he said since March, everything he promised and was never fulfilled, all the vaccines he announced and all the smoke he sold throughout the year, it should come as no surprise that poor vaccinated VIPs, instead of Sputnik, them have applied anti-tetanus.

All that said, I just want to ask the government (since they are so generous with friends) to sell me the TV rights for the day of the second dose. That is the spectacle that no one will want to miss. The second dose of the vaccinated VIP.

Filomena, from the children’s group Vuelta Canela, the clown who was in a daily report of the coronavirus.

I would do a great broadcast on Channel 13, live from the Ministry of Health with some changes to improve the show. Imagine, dear reader, the bath, the ministry, Ginés, Verbitsky, everything is such a big scratch that if Juanita Viale doesn’t drive to give it a bit of glamor we’ll die. I think that if we produce it well we will break it (Chueco, early tomorrow we talk to each other).

And you have to hurry before TELEFE comes alive, takes all the vaccinated and the meta in Masterchef Celebrity 2.

America has it served. You can not miss it. They already have “Intruders”, “Intractable”, “Informed”. I don’t know what they expect to air “Immunized”. It would be a great goal.

There remains the bitter taste of disappointment by the Verbitsky Dog. He didn’t deserve this ending. To see a high Montonero chief like him, who got tired of sending people to be murdered, skipping the vaccine line because he is afraid of a virus, it’s a bummer. Ssuch a criminal begging for an antiviral. We dropped an idol.

Different is the case of Moyano with which he would be more understanding. After all the Hugo is essential. Without Moyano, who will stop the country? And not to mention Insfrán. If he was not vaccinated, please send him a luncherita with ice and a couple of Sputnik, it is not something that is contagious and Formosa democracy is in danger.

Perhaps a good measure that the government could take is to use the serum of the immunized, that is, to ask Verbitsky, Valdés and company to donate 3 or 4 liters of blood each. It will not be enough for all Argentines but at least it is a good way to make up for the role.

For people who do not follow things very closely, it must be clarified that all this happened at a time when half of the country’s health personnel are still not vaccinated. Of the 763,000 health workers, 391,975 received one dose and, of these, only 241,662 received the two doses (now we should add Dr. Moyano, Dr. Valdés and the other doctor friends to the list).

The episode occurs in the context of several cases in which Kirchner militants and officials with high-risk conditions were being vaccinated (high risk for the country, is it understood?). At the same time, La Cámpora is recruiting militants to apply the vaccines wearing the organization’s bibs and their respective tattoos of Néstor and Cristina on their arms. In reality, it is not understood why they are recruited if we still do not have vaccines. In any case, in the meantime, since they are a phenomenon with Maduro, they could be bringing from Caracas some cans with the famous “miraculous gothic” and they are distributing. I do not know, one throws ideas to help.

They cut poor Ginés and was already replaced by Carla Vizzotti. For those who are not so clear about it because they live abroad (which are more and more) Vizzotti is the one in charge of buying vaccines, she traveled to Russia and a couple of weeks ago she stated verbatim that “we must decide if in March we want 10 million people vaccinated with 2 doses or 20 million people vaccinated with a single dose”. I swear by my audience in the Bombonera that all this is true. This is not bullshit.

You decide, dear reader, because I don’t know what to answer Vizzotti: Do you want 10 million or 20 million? Think about it calmly, there is no rush. This lady is the new Minister of Health of Argentina, in the middle of the pandemic, without vaccines and two months into the second wave. Let’s buy chinstraps.

The gorillas who are celebrating the dismissal of Ginés should remember the most infallible of the 20 Kirchnerist truths, so often highlighted on this page: “Every time Kircherism decides to crack a guy or a girl from the government, will inexorably be replaced by something worse”. Hopefully this time it is not fulfilled.

And for those who are so outraged, take comfort in thinking that this happened because, beyond being corrupt and wicked, above all there is full of useless.

For this reason, when the vaccines arrive, there will surely be no disposable syringes due to import obstacles, and when the disposable syringes arrive, there will surely be a transport stoppage and no one will be able to get vaccinated, and when the stoppage is lifted, there will be no fuel because YPF They handle it like the ortho, and when the fuel appears there will be power cuts, as always, and they will end up defrosting all the vaccines, and when all the vaccines are thawed they will go again to talk to Putin, on their knees. This is the country.

If these people had been in charge of the Perseverance landing on Mars, at this point the ship would be on Maciel Island.

Let’s laugh so we don’t cry.

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source https://pledgetimes.com/the-hit-of-the-summer-verbitsky-you-are-number-one-verbitsky-when-i-can-boil-you/